The 10 Corniest Father's Day Dad Jokes
Happy Fathers Day to all our guna dads!
Dads are great at a lot of things, but corny dad jokes might be one of their best strengths. So are you looking for some dad jokes? Here are 10 of our favorite Father's Day dad jokes:
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera."
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along."
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems."
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies!"
"Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet."
"What did the ocean say to the beach?" "Nothing, it just waved."
"Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels."
"I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."
"How does the moon cut his hair?" "Eclipse it."
"Where do you learn to make a banana split?" "Sundae school."
I’d also like to say happy Father’s Day to the two funny and leading men in my life:
Happy Father’s Day to my dad and real life superhero! He raised FIVE kids, coached us in every sport we played, (We all played three sports growing up; looking back now I think he must have been able to time travel.) and this past Friday he spent his afternoon off teaching his granddaughter how to fish. We love you, Dad!
Happy Father’s Day to my husband! He builds houses by day and by night he builds blocks, changes diapers, and reads Goodnight, Goodnight, Construction Site. He held my hand every night while counting contractions through two complicated pregnancies and now is wrapped around the fingers of his two baby girls. Fatherhood looks good on you, Drew!
To all our guna dads:
Thank you for changing diapers at midnight, flipping Mickey Mouse pancakes on the weekend, and rocking sleepy babies. We see you and we appreciate you!
Moms AND dads: Be sure to keep your eyes peeled on our Instagram page @gunamuna for some fun things you do NOT want to miss!
sweet dreams,
❤️ Emily and your günamüna team
